Sunday, 26 July 2009
SPOD IDOL! The search for the new Corpus Christi, Timble!
Wednesday, 15 July 2009
Spod Idol - the search for the new Corpus Christi Trimble!
Friday, 10 July 2009
Comedy Round-up: Top 3
That Mitchell & Webb Look
Comedy Round-up 3
Thursday, 9 July 2009
Comedy Round-up 2
Comedy Round-up
Tuesday, 7 July 2009
PLAYER POWER (Shows you haven't missed after all)
The search for the new Gail Trimble ("CORPUS CHRISTI, TRIMBLE!") has begun. Over the weeks, Barking At The Television will be rating this year's contenders in a sort of Spod Idol competition, judged on their x factor. Or rather a number of x over y to the power of 10 divided by π factors. This week's contender...
I got (Torch)wood
Sunday, 5 July 2009
CSI: Cliffhangers Suck It
So, in the past week, one of the CSIs returned and two ended for the year. And the contrast couldn't have been greater.
Friday, 3 July 2009
Today At Wimbledon
Monday, 29 June 2009
Today At Wimbledon
Friday, 26 June 2009
Can You Heal It? Jacko Coverage
Thursday, 25 June 2009
Eric Delko beat Sharapova?!? It's Yesterday At Wimbledon...
Wednesday, 24 June 2009
The Tom Hardy Guide To Being A Gangster
Tuesday, 23 June 2009
Yesterday At Wimbledon
Monday, 15 June 2009
Ashes To Anoraks: The Music
Fun Boy Three - The Lunatics Have Taken Over The Asylum
Duran Duran - Rio
Haircut 100 - Love Plus One
ABC - The Look Of Love
J Geils Band - Centrefold
The Specials - Working For The Rat Race
Hot Chocolate - You Sexy Thing (yeah, not so classic)
The Human League - Mirror Man
Episode 2
Echo & The Bunnymen - Back Of Love
Kid Creole & The Coconuts - Stool Pigeon
Squeeze - Tempted By The Fruit Of Another
Japan - Second That Emotion
Phil Collins - In The Air Tonight
The Jam - Town Called Malice
Dexys Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen
Orchestral Manouevres In The Dark - Messages
A Flock Of Seagulls - Wishing (If I Had A Photograph Of You)
Episode 3
UB40 - Food For Thought (over a scene involving a hunger striker - nice)
Trio - Da Da Da
Survivor - Eye Of The Tiger
Duran Duran - The Reflex
Thomson Twins - Lies, Lies, Lies
Tight Fit - The Lion Sleeps Tonight (making this a particularly naff episode)
Episode 4
This was the episode when they suddenly went all out for obscure Bauhaus ska period tracks. Oddly, despite the episode being about young girls being kidnapped for sex parties, they didn't go with Pete Murphy & co's biggest hit, She's In Parties.
The Wurzels - I've Got A Brand New Combine Harvester (sung by cast)
Bauhaus - Harry
Fun Boy Three & Bananarama - It Ain't What You Do (It's The Way That You Do It)
Modern English - The Token Man
Pigbag - Papa's Got A Brand New Pigbag
Unidentified dancey song in background - sounded like a cross between Divine and The Associates
Bauhaus - In Fear Of Fear
Korgis - Everybody's Gotta Learn Sometime
Episode 5
A musical disappointment this week. Nothing wrong with the tunes but the mysterious bloke on the phone with a tinge of an Irish accent, who might help Alex get home, turned out to be Adrian Dunbar, not Elvis Costello.
The Jam - Funeral Pyre
Odyssey - Back To My Roots
Blondie - Atomic
Queen & David Bowie - Under Pressure
UB40 - Food For Thought (again?!)
New Order - Temptation
The Clash - Should I Stay Or Should I Go
Iggy Pop - not sure which tune
Bill Withers - Just The Two Of Us
Madness - Embarrassment
David Bowie - The Man Who Sold The World
Episode 6
Captain Sensible - Happy Talk
Grace Jones - Pull Up To The Bumper
Motörhead - Ace Of Spades
Donna Summer - I Feel Love
Michael Jackson - Thriller
Haircut 100 - Favourite Shirts (Boy Meets Girl)
Anti Nowhere League - Streets Of London
Billy Idol - Hot In The City
Episode 7
Adam & The Ants - Goody Two Shoes
The Cure - All Cats Are Grey
Gary Numan - Music For Chameleons
Tears For Fears - Ideas As Opiates
Episode 8
The series finale was supposed to be so dramatic (ahem) that there was no time for silly 80s music for a whole 40 minutes. Finally there was a little flurry...
Roxy Music - While My Heart Is Still Beating
The Associates - Country Club
Thursday, 11 June 2009
Mixed news, everyone!
Futurama is back!
Thursday, 4 June 2009
Caine RIP
Channel 4: Nothing to see here
Friday, 29 May 2009
ER is dead. Long live House
House
Thursday, 28 May 2009
Hey C*** F**ksy! John's back!
Sunday, 24 May 2009
APOLOGIES, BUFFY FANS We missed the start of Joss Whedon's new show
Saturday, 23 May 2009
AD BREAK: Sponsorship will eat itself at Five
Thursday, 21 May 2009
PLAYER POWER (Shows you haven't missed after all)
Feast
BBC iPlayer
(and BBC4, Wednesdays, 9pm)
Conflict of interest alert! Presenter Stefan Gates is an old friend, so of course I'm a big fan. But I'd enjoy this series anyway - travel, food and personable presenter with an easy style: what's not to like?
In this first episode he visits India. First he's a guest at a three-day society wedding in Rajasthan (why don't we have cricket matches at British weddings?). Generously, he does not compare it to PoshnBecks' nuptials, even though he must have been sorely tempted. In fact, Stefan humanises something that seems all façade - and eventually the incredibly overprivileged families come across sympathetically.
Later, he visits Kerala for the Onam festival. Whereas the food is rather glossed over in the wedding section, there is some good insight into Keralan cooking here. But the highlight is when our man gets shaved and painted like a tiger for a parade. (He still had a yellowish tinge when I saw him about a week after he got home.)
As the first white boy to join in this part of the festival, he attracts a lot of media attention and accidentally assaults a local TV reporter. The Indian equivalent Dennis Norden (Dinesh Norden?) will already have bought up that clip.
Just one point of order - Gates claims the hypnotic tiger dance is like being at a rave in the 80s. Rave, Stef? When we DJed together in 1989, you kept on putting on James Brown records while I was trying to play 808 State and A Guy Called Gerald.
Monday, 18 May 2009
END OF SEASON REPORTS
Damages: 6/10
The climax was pretty good - although it was obvious from the start that Ellen wouldn't have shot "Paddy" Hewes (despite attempts to convince us with a flash forward of Patty bleeding in the lift). Nice that Patty was in control of the situation all along (at home as well as work - that little priggish son needed bringing down a peg or ten), and how Wes dealt with sociopath detective Rick Messer.
However, on the whole, this felt like a bit of a holding series. Frobisher featured so fleetingly, there was hardly any point him being involved; Walter Kendrick wasn't much of a baddie; and we didn't get enough of the really sinister characters – Dave Pell (played by the brilliant Clarke Peters - Lester Freamon in The Wire, Mandela in Endgame and soon to be in Holby City!) and "The Deacon", the dead-faced killer of Purcell's wife. We must hope season 3 will centre on them. More cold sweat from William Hurt would be good too.
Heroes: 3/10
Should this be a judgement on Season 3 or Volume 4? I don't know: it's a mess.
Season 3 began by implicitly saying, "Let's pretend season 2 never happened". Characters disappeared (Monica the muscle mimic, Maya, Molly - woe betide anyone whose name began with M, barring moaning Matt Parkman). And it ended in much the same vein - poor old Daphne the speedster dies and a couple of episodes later Parkman seems to have forgotten that his whole purpose was to build a life with her and is now fighting to get his former missus back.
Volume 4 just tread water, despite having a clear villain (in The Hunter). That was what made Season 1 so good - everything built towards foliing Sylar. This term Sylar swapped sides twice an episode, heroes were unconvincing both as villains (it boiled down to Petrelli family bickering) and fugitives (they just wandered around a bit). The main heroes – Claire, Peter, Nathan, Parkman, Mohinder (oh, another surviving M), Hiro & Ando – became duller and duller. Meanwhile new characters drifted in and out: Claire Bear's daddy issues made it impossible to keep a boyfriend; and some interesting ones were killed off instantly, thus wasting ability-based storylines which could have developed nicely.
At least Sylar's shape-shifting was cool and the subsequent identity crisis was the only genuinely engaging storyline since Season 1.
In the end though, you spend too much time wondering about stuff you've missed or forgotten – or possibly the producers have. Does Mohinder have powers still? If not, why does Ando? Is Ando still going to kill Hiro? What was all that about Sylar becoming a stay-at-home married dad with a penchant for cooking in the future? Was that that in season 2 so therefore "didn't happen"? Do we even care any more?
Coming soon: Lost (I've got a few episodes to catch up) and 24